dank nuggetzz

2011-12-28T16:56:00.002-07:00

GETTIN BLUNTED WITH CHARLIE HUSTLE AT MOTHERFUCKING NEVERLAND RANCH

2009-06-06T10:58:00.000-07:00

Don't do steroids. Gamble.

2009-06-01T12:55:00.002-07:00

How the west was FUN

2009-05-28T10:51:00.000-07:00

Oh fuck the Terminator and Doc Holiday straight up robbed the FUCK out of Wyatt Earp, that fuckin bitch was keeping the dankest nugs in Tombstone to himself so we did a drive by on Wyatt's stage coach and stole this Funyuns green bean casserole nug goddamn I am so high

NEVER FORGET

2009-05-25T13:09:00.000-07:00

Have the dankest memorial day. Please.

Gettin down in the club

2009-04-28T15:26:00.004-07:00

Oh fuck Garth just got released from prison with some SICK new prison tats. We got some fucking ILL haircuts and then we went to the club last night with some funky dude with a 6 foot blue bong and smoked load after load of the dankest herbs. It was one of the greatest nights of my life.

Dank encounters

2009-04-23T17:04:00.003-07:00

I ran into Tatin Boomladi the other day in the forest. We cut down a tree with pandas in it.
Bomb Buda Hash...

Remember...

2009-04-23T16:08:00.004-07:00

Remember that time Michael Angelo Batio ressurrected Marcus Garvey at Stonehenge? The Spruce Goose dropped a massive nug and knocked some stones over. Talk about metaphorical landscapes, bro

I MAKE IT RAIN

2009-04-21T18:43:00.002-07:00

Happy Birthday Kim!

Man, the bathroom at Denny's is weird

2009-04-21T16:24:00.000-07:00

2009-04-20T16:32:00.000-07:00

TWINS!!!

2009-04-20T13:29:00.000-07:00

It was the weirdest camping trip I ever went on

Hand over the nug, Arsenio. We've got to smoke

2009-04-20T11:09:00.002-07:00

What am I going to do?

2009-04-20T10:42:00.003-07:00

Fuck. Golum is having a 420 party too. It is gonna be off da hook! Paul Atreides, j's of weed, and a mushroom bong.

TRUE AMERICAN HEROES PART DEUX

2009-04-20T10:40:00.002-07:00

SHIT DAWG HERE ARE SOME OF MY FAVORITE PEOPLE IN HONOR OF 4:20 DAY!

ME AND MICHAEL "KING OF POT" JACKSON ARE FINGERPAINTING RIGHT NOW BUT WE'LL CATCH YOU ON THE FLIP!

PARTY ON MORDOR

2009-04-20T10:16:00.002-07:00

So Sauron was asking Karl Winslow for a hit from the giant blue bong and Winslow was all fuckin like, "What are you trying to think about?" and Sau'ron was like, "Bro, c'mon it's 420" and then he sent some girl with a helicopter haircut in and she totally lit a blunt on Mount Doom. Fuck man, today is going to be great

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY ANDY!!!!

2009-04-19T15:31:00.004-07:00

Hey Andy for your birthday we are gonna take you to the buckethead concert! Shit is gonna be ill! There will be lots of weed, too!

The King of Pot

2009-04-19T13:01:00.004-07:00

WOAH HELP ME UP I FEEL FAINT

(or maybe it's all that sticky I just smoked! WERD)

ANYWAYS LIKE TOMORROW IS 420 DUDEZ and me and my BOY PETER are going to meet up with the King of Pot himself!

This is a dank-ass potrait I just painted for him. All the paints are made out of 100% organic hemp.

SWEET!

THE DUNEIVERSE IS COMING TO AN END

2009-04-18T16:33:00.005-07:00

"Paul Atreides, you will never become the Muad'Dib unless you trade me that dankazz j of weed for this burrito with special sauce."

"Fuuuuuck."

HOT LUNCH performing live in ATHENS on 4/20

2009-04-16T12:59:00.002-07:00

YO YO YO Check it out DAWGZ my favorite band (HOT LUNCH) is playing a special 4/20 show in Athens, Greece on 4/20!

I'm not gonna make it cause i'll be chillin with my dawg Spock at the Neverland Ranch with my homie Jack-O!

FUCK SHIT SHIT FUCK!

I don't wanna miss my boyz HOT LUNCH play all the hits from their new album

CHRONI-CASTER!

So if any of my BOYZ are chillin in Greece this 4/20 please check out this hot fucking band that totally features my girl Britney on drums and my boys BucketHead, Geddy Lee, Leonard Nimoy, David Lee Roth, and some dude whose guitar is a totally sick bong.

What a shitty day

2009-04-16T10:31:00.003-07:00

Major bummer. My stash got jacked, Steve Urkel got me pregnant, and the 311 concert is sold out. Fuuuuuuuck

Did I smoke that?

2009-04-16T10:03:00.001-07:00

4 DAYZ TILL 4:20!

2009-04-16T09:22:00.002-07:00

Yo! Me and my boy Peter are going on VACATION on 4:20 2009! We are gonna set sail to NEVERLAND RANCH and smoke weed with our favorite Jabroney Mikey-Jay!

This is a picture from last years totally sweet event!

See you there!

Still so fucking high

2009-04-16T09:16:00.003-07:00

It's cool that the animal world is so down with the ganja man. I think thats why they totally don't kill each other and shit, its like all they do is sleep and smoke weed out of their pipes and shit.

and like if god invented weed and god invented animals than i am totally down with god and the bible and shit because that shit is good, aight?

DUDE THAT KITTEN IS SO FUCKING HIGH

2009-04-16T08:57:00.002-07:00

Man that cat got so baked playing our new WEED game that he forgot to cook his three XXXL pizzas!

What an idiot!

We are gonna have some fun

2009-04-12T16:24:00.002-07:00

You may have been wondering what Dr. Alan Grant has been up to after the giant fuckup on Jurassic Park but we have been chillin lately playing pool and smoking weed and Dr. G was like, "Dude I can totally fabricate a pool cue that is actually a giant joint and we can play pool and smoke weed at the same time," and I was like, "That is a good idea"

Let's Chill!

2009-04-12T15:44:00.003-07:00

I am not normally an advocate for Jeff Foxworthy but in this instance I have to stand up for him. Foxworthy was just tryin to chill with Kim Jong Il and offered him some of his signature peppered Beef Jerky and a j of chronic and Il was like, "Fuck that, let's box," and whatever. Now I am the referee but it's all pretty dank cuz I'm mackin on some of that jerky and it is the SHIT! (Not to mention the weed.)

Only 8 days till 4:20!!!

2009-04-12T15:06:00.003-07:00

Dudez the Easter bunny is so paranoid right now he thinks the feds are closing in on his secret grow cave in North Vietnam but whatever we are still chillin and having a good time smoking carrots and weed joints I think homeboy needs to relax. All his dankest buds are gonna be cured in time for 420 and then we are gonna fuckin hotbox an intricate underground tunnel system and get high as fuck and hopefullly the weed will seep through the rice paddies thus forming a massive rice paddy bong and the clouds will float over to North Korea and Kim jong Il will fucking finally relax and we can all chill and maybe shoot some guns and warheads. Whatever bro stay high

Cool Enough 4 Freeze

2009-04-09T13:36:00.001-07:00

DO U C WHAT I C?

2009-04-09T12:35:00.001-07:00

THANKS FOR THE FLYERS, TIM!

2009-04-09T12:00:00.000-07:00

MY NIGHTMARE

2009-04-09T11:01:00.003-07:00

I AM SO FUCKING SICK AND TIRED OF CUPCAKES

2009-04-09T09:26:00.002-07:00

Yo yo yo for my homies in Brooklyn!

Yu-Who?

2009-04-09T09:22:00.001-07:00

GUEST POST TWO BY Yu-YU.

GUEST POST BY STRANGERS.

2009-04-09T09:20:00.003-07:00

Woh, fucking trippy yoh.

IT'S DAT TIME AGAIN!

2009-04-09T09:06:00.003-07:00

TUCSON SUMMER FUN CLUB MONSTER HEADING YOUR WAY!

LET'S GET DRUNK! (oh, and FUCKING HIGH TOO).

Garth is so bummed to be in the slammer but he is LIVING IT UP!!!

2009-04-07T19:29:00.001-07:00

FUCK. YES.

MEMORIES...BY WERK.

2009-04-06T23:15:00.002-07:00

I used to hate my parents when I was a kid. I didn't realize all that they had given me; food, shelter, marijuana. Now, whenever I light up a sick-ass dank J I think of my father, "Grateful Dad" as he was known at the Phish parking lots.... He gave the greatest gift to me... the gift of getting high!

FUCK YA DAD I LOVE YOU!
YOU ARE THE DANKEST NUGG OF ALL!

-A. Werkelson the third.

SUPER GUEST POST BY WERK

2009-04-06T23:09:00.003-07:00

IMITATION IS THE HIGHEST FORM OF FLATTERY, YO!

Sup guys this is Werk here! I smoke SPICE every day and shit dank nuggzz into my favorite American Flag bong! Tight! Anyways, I was perusing the new issue of SPICE and I thought about my friends over at DANKNUGGETZZ. This bud's fer you!

-A. Werkleson the Third.

Scary Movie Night

2009-04-06T17:24:00.002-07:00

Weed Included.

This one sucks ass

2009-04-06T17:15:00.001-07:00

Still gonna see that shit

ZORRRRRO: the legend of the dankest bong

2009-04-06T17:04:00.004-07:00

DUdes so yeah me and Zorro were hanging out and smoking BLUNTS and Zorro was all like "if you can beat me in a swordfight I will give you my Zorro Z bong, which is a promotional item from my new cinematic classic Zorro 69: The Legend of the Dankest Bong" and I was all like "That doesnt really make sense because bongs themselves are not measured in dankness, but rather, are judged by their ability to FUCK YOU UP" and Zorro fucking stabbed me, that bitch. Well I stole his bong anyways and preview passes to his new flick, and whether we're beefin or not it is gonna be TIGHT

DUDEZ LIKE WTF

2009-04-06T13:43:00.002-07:00

Man I'm high!

DOWN 4 WHATEVER

2009-04-05T17:40:00.002-07:00

PAYLOAD: LINCOLN MARK LT, SUCKING SHIT

2009-04-05T17:15:00.004-07:00

SO me and John wilkes booth were cruising in his lincoln mark lt on a fine Sunday afternoon to catch an opera matinee when John was like, "Let's see where I factor in with the payload challenge," and I was like, "shit's over homeboy truck month was last month" but he was allfuckin like "FUCK YOU" and pointed his revolver at me and I was like "Is this really happening" and he's all "this really means a lot to me" so I said whatever bro lets fucking start shovelling this grow room into your truck and JWB is all smiley and shit and then I knew he was joking because it was a ceramic revolver bong and I took a massive rip and jumped out the door. Judging by the marijuana loaded into the bed, I'd say the Lincoln clocked in at around 1865 lbs that motherfucker making me ruin my sunday oh well at least the weed we smoked was fucking CHOICE and now I am going to assasssinate the assassin fucking idiot

HOLY FUCKING 400 DEGREES!

2009-04-03T13:36:00.003-07:00

RED FUCKIN ALERTS DUDE CAUSE MY WHOLE FUCKIN BLOCK IS ON FIRE!

I dunno what happened! I fell asleep with the dankest joint still hanging from my chompers and next thing i know i'm having this dream where that narc robocop and his friend juvenile (who is also half truck) are invading my secret forest grow room and then BAM the shit's on fire! and I'm all like " WAS I DREAMING YO?" or was it REAL!

All i know was that it was like 400 degrees in my shit so I put on my tin man outift and lit another fat joint. Soon my buds (GET IT) in the FIRE DEPT came down and dumped some mad bong water on that shit.

NUGGETZZ: A THEOREM

2009-04-02T10:31:00.002-07:00

"Hey Walter Benjamin?" "Yes, Theodor Adorno?" "Do you want to hang out in some arcades and discuss the tenets of dialectical materialism (while smoking weed)?" "Why yes sir, as history is the cumulative effect of class struggles coupled with physical matter -- the beginning and end of everything -- then progress necessitates repetition." "Ah, and the culture industry manipulates the general public, engendering consent in docility. The same thing is offered to everybody by the standardized production of consumption goods." "Yeah, fuck this." "Let's go listen to Juvenile."

JUST ADD "ET"

2009-03-31T11:17:00.006-07:00

Last night my boy Jean Luc Picard totally freaked out on ET the Extra Terrestrial when homeboy E wouldn't put on some Aqualung for Jean Luc. Picard takes a massive rip from his J and blows it right in Et's face oh shit! Et, being the peace loving creature he is, compromises by rolling several more spliffs and loading up the jukebox with some Zeppelin, which we can all agree is the illest accomodation for everyone. And we were on Mars

Do you believe in angels?

2009-03-31T10:55:00.002-07:00

So last night me and the angel Gabriel were rolling a j of the dankest weed from beyond infinity and he was like "watch me turn into this weirdass geometric design monster with strange light patterns" and I was like "okay" and it totally blew my mind. I am sleepwalking right now and cannot extended my consciousness beyond this aura of purple chronic haze, and hope to never leave the ecstasy of his loving marijuana embrace

SUBSCRIBE NOW

2009-03-30T19:17:00.001-07:00

TIME 2 CHILL

2009-03-30T18:13:00.000-07:00

AMERICAN HISTORY 4:20 STYLEZ

2009-03-30T15:52:00.001-07:00

YO JUST GOT BACK FROM MY AMERICAN HISTORY CLASS BUT IT WAS BORING SO I SMOKED A DOOBIE IN THE BATHROOM AND WHEN I GOT BACK THE TEACHER WAS TALKING ABOUT WHEN THAT NARC MARIO DESTROYED THE BIGGEST SECRET GROW ROOM IN DOWNTOWN NEW YORK!

MAN THAT GUY WAS A CRAZY NARC RIGHT?

ANYWAYS, LIKE ALL OF MANHATTAN WAS LIKE HIGH FOR A MONTH OR SOMETHING.

Just another SMOKEOUT with the 4:20 BROS

2009-03-30T15:49:00.002-07:00

How we ride

2009-03-30T15:24:00.004-07:00

Ghengis Bong was like, "Dude, do you want to cruise with me in my 1964 Impala Convertible to the southernmost Arby's in the Usa? I have a fucking ROCK of purple chronic" and I was all fuckin like, "Yes."

DA BLUNTWIN BROS.

2009-03-30T15:04:00.003-07:00

So me Billy, Alec, and Daniel were chillin in the Bluntwin Bros. Secret Grow Room last night when Stephen called up and said "Whats up?" and Billy was like, "Fuck you, snitch,"and then Stephen called the cops and shut down the Dankest Grow Room in New Jersey or something but I escaped and am going to free those motherfuckers so we can make movies and shit

American Heroes pt. II

2009-03-30T14:14:00.004-07:00

Dude last weekend me and Pharoh Ramses (the blunted) were chillin at the gangsta bbq when Pharoh, His Dankness, reaches into his sarcophogus and pulls out the phattest papyrus blunt from 420 BC (before criminalization). Homeboy lights that shit up with his eternally flaming waterproof matches and passes that shit to a mummy, then DJ Drama, and then fucking narc-ass Super Mario, who does not know how to chill, so the mummy and Pharoh Ramses stick their sick-ass pitbulls on his guido ass, and then the bbq resumes, with the choicest herbal rubs on rack of lamb, corn on the fucking cob, 69 alarm chili, way more bluntz, and lemonade it was one of the best days of my life

AIR BUD 3

2009-03-29T12:41:00.002-07:00

What's the deal with the ending of AIRBUD 3?

Car Mods

2009-03-28T13:09:00.001-07:00

American Heroes pt. I

2009-03-28T12:55:00.004-07:00

Most of us remember William Howard Taft as that asshole who got his fat ass stuck in the bathtub, but it turns out homeboy was just WAY too blazed to get out of that tub and he was having a fuckin dank ass pizza delivered and really had no reason to move a muscle. Taft also furnished the dankest bedroom in the white house with some choice Zeppelin blacklight posters, a grow room in the closet, the Three 6 Mafia discography, a sick arsenal of bongs, and that lamp that's ill as fuck. I'm going over there later today so we can roll a fat ass j (of weed)

Dudez, the wait for a top-quality walk-in bong is nearly over!!!

2009-03-28T12:31:00.002-07:00

This is still in Developmental Stages, but Dank Nuggettzz has had an exclusive preview to NASA's new walk in bong, code-named 2001: A Dank Oddysey. There are still a few kinks to work out, but initial tests are promising, and shit will get you blunted as fuck

TRUCK MONTH: Redman's '92 Mazda Green Goblin Pickup owning the PAYLOAD CHALLENGE

2009-03-28T12:14:00.003-07:00

This just in: Lee Harvey Oswalds favorite musician, Redman, submitted his '92 Mazda pickup to the 2009 Dank Nuggettzz Truck Month Payload challenge and weighed in at 8200 nugget lbs.!!! For those of you unacquainted with the metric system, that translates to 420 dank ass kilos!!! We are gonna cruise this bitch down to Tijuana in a few days and hotbox that shit from here to eternity

ROBOCOP WAS A NARC

2009-03-28T12:07:00.003-07:00

I was smoking a fat doobie with lil kitten giggles and remembered how weird America was, like when Robocop shot RFK at the world premiere of TITANIC at the black pride parade in Beijing.

LEE HARVEY OSWALD, MARIJUANA'S ORIGINAL MARTYR

2009-03-28T11:52:00.005-07:00

You may think Lee Harvey Oswald was the greatest snitch of all time for icing one of our dankest presidents, JFK, but Oswald was actually the leader of an influential legalization movement, Dankboyz 4:20 Stamina Stoned for Universal Bong Rips, so snitch ass Jack Ruby is a fuckin narc for putting a bullet in that goblin bong. What a fuckin shitty day

Dude this weed feels like a gunshot straight to the dome!!!

2009-03-28T11:39:00.002-07:00

LIKE A FUCKING ROCK (OF CHRONIC)

2009-03-26T14:10:00.007-07:00

Dudez the results are in, Ford just got owned!!! A raised 1984 Chevy Silverado was taken to the fucking limit, which happens to be a 7700 lb. nugget payload limit. Can Mazda step to the plate?

DOUBLE TROUBLE

2009-03-26T14:01:00.003-07:00

When I'm dead me and Stevie Ray Vaughn are gonna hire this douche-ass chef to make us the DANKEST weed burritos 24/7 that can either be smoked or eaten or dropped in a deep-fryer for an herbacious chimichanga and the fucking sauce will be outstanding

FORD F150 HARLEY DAVIDSON EDITION WITH A 7500 LBS. NUG PAYLOAD

2009-03-26T13:56:00.003-07:00

Can Chevy compete? We shall see...

FREE BIRD!!!

2009-03-26T12:56:00.001-07:00

GOD AND THE BIBLE AND STUFF

2009-03-26T12:00:00.000-07:00

My mom stopped smoking pot once she left the nunnery and shit and its real sad cuz now shes a total bitch

Dude what the fuck?

2009-03-26T11:37:00.001-07:00

GET BLUNTED

Dude what the fuck?

2009-03-26T11:37:00.000-07:00

GET BLUNTED

Dude my brother just got arrested

2009-03-26T11:21:00.000-07:00

So my brother, Garth "Story of a Bitch" Steinblunt, was fuckin driving his bentley to the dankest dealer in town when he totally hit some old fat bitch in a crosswalk while hitting his travel size goblin bong and rocking out to that fat synth solo in All of my love by ZEPPELIN, and the next track up on his 300 disc cd changer was by Dread Zeppelin and some fuckin snitch ass cops totally pulled his ass over. "Dude stop smoking weed your too blunted" they said and he fuckin said "whatever bro" and exhaled a fat rip of afghooey straight up in their faces. Now my brothers in jail :(

How do astronauts smoke weed?

2009-03-26T11:18:00.000-07:00

Man, how dank is space

DUDES DID YOU SEE GORRILAZ IN DA MIST 2?

2009-03-26T10:58:00.000-07:00

I sure fucking did!

ah man my president sure is a bitch

2009-03-26T10:28:00.000-07:00

Wendy and Lucy

2009-03-26T10:18:00.000-07:00

Yo I just saw Wendy and Lucy! Holy Fuck! That motherfucker knows how to smoke some bud.

SICK ASS BLACKLIGHT POSTER I JUST GOT

2009-03-26T04:20:00.008-07:00

The name is Bong. James Bong.

2009-03-26T04:20:00.002-07:00

Band is fun

2009-03-26T04:20:00.001-07:00

DOUBLE TROUBLE

2009-03-26T04:20:00.000-07:00

Dude so when Im dead me and Stevie Ray Vaughn are gonna hire this douche chef to make us the DANKEZT weed burritos 24/7 which is perfect because when they are done we can either eat them or smoke them or deep fry them for a chimichanga and shit then we'll be so blunted

Ass Stuff

2009-03-24T18:22:00.000-07:00

HERE!!!!!

Music is outstanding; as is our saviour the lord jesus christ; both are not snitches; semi-colons are rarely misused

2009-03-24T16:38:00.003-07:00

SNITCH!

2009-03-24T16:36:00.000-07:00

FREE ECSTASY!!!

2009-03-23T14:50:00.001-07:00

GET FUCKED, MOTHERFUCKER, GET FUCKED

2009-03-23T14:47:00.000-07:00

PHOENIX SUNZ RIP NATIONAL CHAMPZ!

So me and Sir Charles here hitting these nuggets from a ceramic alien bong and Dr. J changed his name to Dr. Nugget even though he didn't have to because his name is already a euphemism for joint no fuckin shit when are we all gonna bl8ze dat herb

All I've ever thought about

2009-03-23T14:11:00.000-07:00

A Seth Z. Allison Original

2009-03-23T00:18:00.000-07:00